If you could have invented one thing, what would it have been?
I suppose Post Its is a cliche answer. I think I would have liked to have been on the team that invented the original high tech swimwear fabrics that they use in the bodysuits for the Olympics.
If you could only watch one TV show what would it be?
Deadliest Catch or Dirty Jobs. I thought briefly about something sitcomlike, but I think the Discovery Channel wins out.
Is birthday cake really birthday cake without confetti sprinkles?
Oh, you know it’s the frosting that really makes birthday cake. Especially that type that comes on ice cream cakes from Baskin Robbins and sort of half freezes and then melts in your mouth? YUM.
Which one of these guys are smarter then a 5th Grader… Tuukka Rask, Matt Bradley or Jay Beagle?
I think Tuukka is the only one I could be 100% confident in saying is smarter than a 5th grader. Beagle’d be the second runner up - he did manage to get into college while Bradley didn’t even try, but he was definitely one of those hockey scholarship kids and he quit after two years anyway….. so yeah, Tuukka. Finnish school systems are ridiculously unfaily, and I don’t know if the same can be said for the canadian ones.
i feel like i’ve asked you this already, but why do you love finland so much?
I really like snow, and there’s a lot about scandanavian… I don’t want to say culture, but aesthetic that I like. It’s sort of simple but interesting, and I feel like the Finns hit the interesting side a little harder than Sweden.
Also, um, I might sort of have a crush on a lot of their menfolk.
What’s the story of the time you made the biggest ass of yourself?
What kind of ass do you want? I do it a lot, and at this point I’m just sort of over it. Adapt and overcome, it’s pretty hard to embarrass me at this point. Most of my truly ass-like moments involve me saying something that then come back to bite me in the butt. There was a guy in high school I had a huge crush on, but I spent twenty minutes ranting in his presence about how stupid school dances were because they were a big popularity contest and money sink and blah blah blah…. turns out he was going to ask me to the dance.
So yeah, it usually involves me running my mouth.
do you find tumblr kinda confusing? cause i do
I just wish there was a way to be like KAY, SAW THAT ALREADY because otherwise I see the satandance like a million times in a row.
About Me
Two parts contact sports, one part sequins, wholehearted love for Finland, a dash of Pacific Northwest insanity and an Irish temper. Shaken, not stirred.The pink flamingo in your lawn of internet.
