June 2009
Why does everyone on the intarwebs seem to think I’m Finnish?
Is it true? Have I made @vulcansmuse an Orpik fan?
I mean, come on….. how can you not sort of love this guy on some level? BRILLIANT marketing, I do say. http://tinyurl.com/kn9ygf
me: “I wouldn’t kick Orpik out of bed.” @vulcansmuse “Me either.” #shetotallysaidthatitsnotarumor
Russian dance-pop, why can’t I quit you? #iknowihavehorribletasteinmusic
If anyone’s in the market for a gadget bag for small electronics, I highly reccomend Golla brand. The one i have is the “Ruutu”
I want to exercise, but with the remnants of yesterday’s migraine, that’s just not gonna go well. ugh.
Watching Hulu - American Baby: http://bit.ly/sbJeC
Every time I hear “Womanizer” it’s all I can do to not go all Windsor Spitfires on it.
Mae fy hofrenfad yn llawn o lyswennod!!!
It’s hard to do the Carlton and pack at the same time.
I love Queen’s “Fat Bottomed Girls.” It weeds people out pretty damned quickly. If you have a big-girl butt and hate it, we can’t be friends
I am listening to Rockapella - Gangsta's Paradise
Dear Ray LaMontagne, the city is pronounced SPO-CAN. Not SPOWE-KANE, even if that does rhyme better with “Rain.”
Another cheap pimpage moment, for those of you out there living an anti-iLife like me, check out Songbird for music management.
Someone take away the Gushers. Please. Before I rot my teeth out.
OKay, I’m having a europop moment, and taking new music references. Anyone?
May 2009
AHL Rosteroff, Day 2 →
Stilllll featuring the Manitoba Moose and YOUUUUUUUURR HERSHEEEEEEY BEEARRRRRRRRRS!
Round 8: Grievous Facial Wounds On Picture Day (Large Picture Division):
Graham Mink v. Dusty Collins …
If I were an athlete named “Partee” I might change it.
in a holdover from high school, I always fill in “GO BEAVERS” after the “heeeey!” in that one pump up song.
New on THTM: AHL Rosteroff, Day 2: Stilllll featuring the Manitoba Moose and YOUUUUUUUURR HERSHEEEEE.. http://tinyurl.com/lrl393
Note to humanity, urine yellow is not a good color on anyone.
QOTD: “If I looked like James Franco, I’d take myself home, are you kidding?”
What does the “grabbing boobies” motion mean from a football ref?
“I like to think of myself as a connesour of the man ass.”
http://twitpic.com/6at1g - @rlengland Looks like this, more or less
Please bring back the DJ that looked like Olie Kolzig’s retarded little brother….
What does a cheerleader do with only one pompom? Jazz hands.
Maple Bacon Lollypops: http://snipr.com/izbau Good idea/bad idea?
I need a big goopy egg salad sammich for lunch. Can I have that with a big sidea of STFU to share?
Also, something telling about me as a child, this in our household was re-worded “Put down the booky” http://tinyurl.com/6ba5ga
Was it just my family that would waltz the kitchen singing this, or was that a global thing? http://is.gd/IGhP
New on THTM: Season Rosteroff, Calder Cup Finals ‘09: LAAAAAAADIIEEEEEEEEEES and GENTLEEEEEEEE.. http://tinyurl.com/lwl3pe
Dear loudtalkers at the metro stop, I don’t care about your children’s condo mortgages. Maybe you should stop freaking coddling them.
Oh, c’mon, can’t there be special metro naptime trains?
On the plus side, now have #oregontrail on my phone. Reppin’ the home state, oh yeah.
Today had just been like #beer minute after #beer minute. Ugh.
Season Rosteroff, Calder Cup Finals ‘09 →
LAAAAAAADIIEEEEEEEEEES and GENTLEEEEEEEEMMMEEEEEENNNNNNNNN……
I give you, in honor of the festivities starting on Saturday, theeeeeeeeeee
GREAT ‘09 AMERICAN HOCKEY LEAGUE FINALS…
Do I need to do a Moose/Bears Hockey Hairoff?
Aw, man! I didn’t realize ex-Bear Tommy Maxwell from Spokane was a Moose now! Quit toying with my loyalties, AHL! #hbh
RT @wyshynski: Chris Bourque on his dad coaching Avs: He’s happy playing golf every day. But he’d be an awesome coach.
Hey #nhltweetup #caps folks. Anyone know if the internet at ODB is working? We could try for a streaming #ahltweetup for the Manitoba games!
Although riding an elevator repeatedly is fun at age 3, not so true at age 23 with a migraine. Urp.
On some level this Cup final is like having to decide between Hitler and Pol Pot. Yeah, I went there. #hockeyasgenocidereference
Woooo! Credit check went through and I have a place to live! (as soon as the other people move out!)
I don’t remember who I was saying it to, but here’s proof that Crosby’s butt is really his most remarkable part. http://snipr.com/iwxfr
New on THTM: Self Indulgent News Update Day!: For those of you under a rock, some crazy in Florida c.. http://tinyurl.com/qtsozn
Somehow, it’s like a big, whining, funsucking weight has been taken offmy shoulders.