May 2009
Is it just in my head that Clark and Laich could be brothers?
May 1st
Varley, I will have you know that changing your first name spelling is killing me in this Flickr re-tagging.
May 1st
Excitement for tonight? Watching broadway musicals on YouTube and paying bills… livin’ the life, lemme tellya.
May 1st
Great, right as I realized I had to pee, the roommate decided it was time to take a shower
May 1st
Wells Fargo, rot in a pit of flaming pestilence.
May 1st
rt @WHLnews Derrick Pouliot selected First Overall in WHL Bantam Draft by Portland Winter Hawks: http://tinyurl.com/dgvgx
May 1st
New on THTM: Of Boys and their Toys: Otherwise titled: What Your Cell Phone Says About You. It came .. http://tinyurl.com/dbxcbo
May 1st
My car is rickrolling me. Bad Turco.
May 1st
April 2009
Just so y’all know, this is what I did at work today. Keep in mind this is my first day: http://snipr.com/gyyql
Apr 30th
Bizarre question of the night: do Finnish/Swedish keyboards have special “vowel with umlaut” keys? Where are they located?
Apr 30th
To the New York Rangers, we salute you: http://is.gd/vfVH (or not)
Apr 30th
Dear Rangers Fans, this Bud’s for you: http://is.gd/vgeX
Apr 30th
Dear Obnoxious Metro Cellphone Music Guy, congrats, you’ve won the first Asshole award today.
Apr 29th
It’s sort of inauspicious when CSpan shows up for your first day of work.
Apr 29th
Noted in section 412, Lundqvist’s save percentage is cvrrently 50
Apr 29th
Nothing like a good sinkhole in the morning!
Apr 29th
There’s a box of Bears at the Caps game
Apr 29th
The narraror of Deadliest Catch Season Three is NOT Mike Rowe, and I DO NOT APPROVE.
Apr 28th
RT @shawnferry, @vulcansmuse: Pictures from #NHLtweetup II at Old Dominion Brew House in #DC #caps http://tr.im/jMr0
Apr 28th
Srsly roomie, when I’ve GOT GOOSEBUMPS, A/C is TOOOOO HIGH.
Apr 28th
y’know, a retweet bot is only OK when you’re NOT FOLLOWING EVERYONE IT RETWEETS.
Apr 28th
WMATA, you have this bad habit of getting me places a half hour off.
Apr 28th
What do you call a bus full of Mormons? …okay, I got nothing. But I swear these two are ALWAYS on.
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-4-26) →
Bear McCreary (8)  Basshunter (4)  Lady GaGa (4)  Johann Kroll (3)  Jack Johnson (2)  Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Apr 27th
Of Boys and their Toys →
Otherwise titled: What Your Cell Phone Says About You. It came to my attention during the Hershey home closer that every freakin’ one of the guys was either talking about food (lookin’ at you,…
Apr 27th
Five bucks says the next period starts with Torts in goal for the Rags.
Apr 27th
Wait, Sean and Henrik *who*?
Apr 27th
If ShaMo is gonna be the only #caps defenceman to NOT score in this series, can we give him a chin as a condolence prize?
Apr 27th
I hear Chris Drury saying ‘Waaah.’ Anyone else?
Apr 27th
Dear DC, what I hate more than anything is people making out on the metro. Just…STOP.
Apr 27th
The sound guys at MSG need to turn down their Ambient Hockey Sounds track, methinks.
Apr 27th
Sad but true, @kingkarl27 has a better playoff beard than @alexsemin and nicklas backstrom combined.
Apr 27th
Luuund-qviiiist. Luuund-qviiiist. Luuund-qviiiist… YOU SUCK!
Apr 27th
Hey, penny pinching roommate. The A/C is going to run on the electricity. Effin’ deal. You’re from Florida.
Apr 27th
And now we’re reporting that The Chinless Wonder, ShaMo BIT Dubinsky at 15:03 of the second period. Let’s whine s’more, NYC.
Apr 27th
1-0 Bears, Mink. End of second.
Apr 26th